Our Biscuits

Three classics.
Zero apologies.

Every biscuit has a personality. Find yours.

01
MARIE
Retroh Marie
The chai companion
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THE
INTROVERT

Quiet. Consistent. Always there when it matters. Has been in every chai session, every Sunday evening, every exam night since forever. Doesn't need to show off. Doesn't need to. The most reliable biscuit in the tin.

Mood
Reliable, warm, 11pm-approved
Pairs with
Hot chai, midnight thoughts
Crunch level
Gentle, dignified
Warning
Will not apologise for being delicious. Dunk window: 2.5 seconds.
02
CHOCO
THINS
Retroh Choco Thins
The one everyone fought over
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THE TROUBLE-MAKER

Can't eat just one. Won't even try. Has started more arguments than any biscuit has a right to. The packet mysteriously disappears and nobody admits it. Has been the subject of sibling negotiations since 1998.

Mood
Chaotic good, always
Pairs with
Cold milk, conspiracy
Crunch level
Loud (sorry)
Warning
You WILL finish the packet. There are no half-measures here.
03
OAT
ROUNDS
Retroh Oat Rounds
Hearty, honest, no apologies
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THE RESPONSIBLE ONE

Shows up. Gets the job done. Secretly the most fun at the party but nobody can prove it. You are the group chat admin. The designated driver. The one who actually remembers the rules of Ludo.

Mood
Grounded, dependable
Pairs with
Morning chai, good intentions
Crunch level
Assertive
Warning
Deceptively addictive. You'll go in for one and come out with a whole new personality.